McCanns have delayed their book as not to clash with Royal Wedding & loose exposure !

Fook me seems like the McCanns are delaying publication of their version of Maddies dissapearance so as not clash with the Royal Wedding. All proceeds will go to their own fund.

Dear knows why they need to write a few hundred pages / 40K words and turn it into a book.

I could of ghost written it for them on a Post It.

"Enjoyed Tapas & drinks, ignored the kids"

Maddie book on hold for wedding | The Sun |News
Can you spot her?

If they ask nicely I'll bring her along for the book signing,they might not recognise her though.

The title isn't very catchy,it could be spiced up with "Maddy,how we neglected her and didn't get prosecuted,fucking hell that was a lucky escape"
Why don't they just admit theyt sold her to some rich arab paedo and now have spent the money to buy her back so thy can sell her again. Pref to the vatican.
maybe I was being a bit harsh, as someone so accustomed to maddies face, I zeroed in on her immidiately. I don't bother with the formaldehyde, expensive stuff and peat is a perfectly good substitute. She's ready every time I dig her out.
The book, which is being written by the McCanns themselves. .
I should hope so. If there was a Ghost writer, then Maddie might give a different spin on what happened.

A short summary:

We all flew out
The Tapas was really great
The kids behaved themselves
The Tapas was still great
Lost one of the kids
Met some lovely Policemen
Missed the Tapas terribly
Took lots of photos (of us)
Not all flew back

Sob story, publicity agent, the Pope, Aguido, world tour, dribble dribble . . . .
The end!
I'm amazed.The clarity of the CCTV frame posted by Vampire is of excellent quality.
Surely the Portugese Constabulary can get a enlarged image of the suspect's face from that frame?
Good on them, nobody would've attended/watched the royal wedding if they'd all been queueing outside Waterstones to buy their book. Is anyone going to read it? I'll pass on that one cheers, stop caring several years ago.
Your sure it'll even get that far I'll bet it's in one of the reduced bins next to Gordon Browns wartime courage at a book clearance shop.
I'm glad you're here otherwise I'd still be wanking over the one dishing out the grub at the tapas kiosk. How embarrassing is that!
I bet they'll be a tearing out of hair and a rending of clothes in Chez McCann when they see their book in the 'Fiction' section of bookstores.
This book had a great review in the Belfast Telegraph the other night. Even the journos say shes a fucking liar.
They deserve some sort of International Business Award here for making an industry out of, at the best, carelessness.

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