MC winner

Discussion in 'Infantry' started by masher69, Dec 11, 2011.

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  1. My sister met a guy in a bar(where else), he says he won the MC ,his surname is langdon but i can't find any winner with that surname,he says that he is ex SAS(don't they all) walt or not ?
  2. but did he get in your sisters pants?
  3. Maybe he did win it. On ebay.

    Anyway. Any piccies of your sisters gash?
  4. No pantie fun,showed her what he said was an MC , guy was from manchester now living down 'ere in cornwall
  5. oh......he never shagged her because you probably are.....its legal in Cornwall I am led to believe?
  6. There's a bloke living in Bordon who reckons he was Pathfinders and won the MC in Iraq. His name is Brian Jackson and he's an Airsofter.

    Perhaps your sister will nosh him off too?

    Walts everywhere
  7. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    What? He happened to have an MC about his person?
  8. Really? I call mine 'Ciggie'
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  9. I cannot fathom why you think this bloke could be anything other than the genuine article. Check his armpit, MC winners have a tracking device inserted under their skin so that their migration patterns can be studied.
  10. That's the bit that got me - cutting about a pub with an MC in his pocket!
    Keys, mobile, wallet, change for the fruit machine and what else was it I need? Oh yeah, the old MC, don't leave home without it.
  11. I use my MC as a keyring. That way I never forget it when I go out.

    Same deal with my VC GC and bar.
  12. Master Card - your flexible friend.
  13. A realist! Thank **** for that!
  14. I bet he's not as cool as MC Hammer.