Maybe not all bears shit in the woods

#1
I saw this story from Canada. Two older gentlemen were at a camp in the woods. When one went to the outhouse and was peacefully doing what was needed when a bear dragged him out. Happily his friend heard screams, grabbed his gun and terminated the bears activities. The man in the outhouse was clawed up a bit.

The question is did the bear intend a meal or did was it simply tired of shitting in woods and wanted his turn in the outhouse.

Video below:

Outhouse bear attack survivor was grabbed from 'throne' - Manitoba - CBC News
 
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#2
Maybe Mr. Bear was busting to crimp off a nard? I assume by "bear" you mean a large angry carnivore, not a bearded homosexual.