Maybe not all bears shit in the woods

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by DavidBOC, May 24, 2012.

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  1. I saw this story from Canada. Two older gentlemen were at a camp in the woods. When one went to the outhouse and was peacefully doing what was needed when a bear dragged him out. Happily his friend heard screams, grabbed his gun and terminated the bears activities. The man in the outhouse was clawed up a bit.

    The question is did the bear intend a meal or did was it simply tired of shitting in woods and wanted his turn in the outhouse.

    Video below:

    Outhouse bear attack survivor was grabbed from 'throne' - Manitoba - CBC News
  2. Maybe Mr. Bear was busting to crimp off a nard? I assume by "bear" you mean a large angry carnivore, not a bearded homosexual.
  3. Large angry omnivore actually. They love fruit, honey, corn.....
  4. It's a well-known facts that Bear shits in cling-film.
  5. And masturbates furiously over it?
  6. I don't think he mentioned that.

    Still, at least now we know what to get you for Christmas.
  7. Mmmm clingwrap.

    No mention of whether old mate was violated by the bear either.
  8. "Large angry squaddie actually. They love fruit, honey, porn.....

    Sorted, more or less.
  9. "You're not here for the hunting, are you?" :)
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