Pembroke, Pembroke Dock inbred capital of Wales. Dole scroungers and single mother Safe Haven. Also, because its a quiet backwater in the arrse end of nowhere all the rehabilitated pedophiles get re-housed down there.
They'll be lucky to find anyone over 5,5". Many local people will refuse to take the job as it will mean an end to their benefit /dole money.
As for the secret beach, Freshwater West is right next to Castlemartin gunnery range. I believe some on here may be familiar with that place. Maybe someone could drop a stray round down there on the day of shooting.
Freshwater has some seriously dangerous rip tides. Maybe just maybe one will get hold of him and drag him out to sea.
SK
Of topic, years ago Castlemartin used to be home for a squadron of German Panzers. Locals being the inbred bigots that they are, feckin hated them. One of the arguments against them being the guns were to loud. Also the local wide boy chavs, always gave the "What the feck you lookin at" sketch. Knowing full well Jerry could not, would not retort or fight back as it would be a major career foul(Were talking immediate discharge from the Army). Any how the day came when the Germans upsticks and left. In moves everyone's favorite "Tommy Atkins".
First day firing, BOOM! No really it did, they went BOOM! alot, awesome sound. It wasnt long before complaints came in about the guns being louder than before, hohohho. Feckin inbreds.
As for the local chavs the conversation went something like "What the fook ar[smack punch bang wallop]" ohh dear! Eye witnesses, I was just past the town hall as they were coming out of Paddles night club, But I saw nothing, nothing at all.