Mayan doom prophalacy for cat people.

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Vivienne Parry, a former presenter of Tomorrow's World, suggested a cancer that starts in foxes but can be transmitted to humans.

Dogs, she suggested, would cease to be man's best friend and instead become man's worst enemy because the cancer would be transmitted through them.
Foxes would bite the dogs, transmitting the cancer to them, and they would bite their human owners.
She said that were all dogs to be destroyed as soon as people realised they were passing on an untreatable cancer the end of the world for humans could be postponed.
But she suspects man's love of his canine companions would seal his fate because putting down every dog would be too much to ask.
 
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No, sorry but Dog cancer is one of the shittest "the world is going to end" prophecies I've ever heard.

It'll need to be something much much more awesome to take me out, fucking hell, we've had rabid, cancerous dogs round here for decades.

Nah, it'll need to be something like a dirty great big comet, or currys or even PC world hurtling through space and slamming into the earth like a bunch of native trailers at rauls rose garden.

That's the shit we need to properly fuck the place up.

Fucking dog cancer......fucking twats.
 

BuggerAll

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Just as a precaution I have locked my dog in my basement. No problems about her starving though, she can eat the dead bodies I keep down there. Unless they come back to life of course.
 
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if Mayan predictions are that accurate, how come there are no longer any Mayans?
 
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I'm gonna go down to Sarfend to the Pier for a bit of ice cream, followed by fish n chips, followed by some curry gravy with custard.... yeah, I know, I have strange eating habits...... but it is all Nurse Olgas fault, she won't let me eat currywurst in bed. As for cats and dogs, I ain't got none......
 
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It'll need to be something much much more awesome to take me out, fucking hell, we've had rabid, cancerous dogs round here for decades.
Where are you, fucking Skelmersdale? They never did scrub up well.
 
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I am kinda hoping that there is some truth in the Mayan prophecies because I have not brought a crimbo pressie for my good lady and if it does not end she will not accept the potential end of the world as an excuse.
 

Grumblegrunt

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well it might be the end of your world, amazing the mayans could be so precise to pinpoint one member of an internet forum
 

Grumblegrunt

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AlienFTM

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I'm gonna go down to Sarfend to the Pier for a bit of ice cream, followed by fish n chips, followed by some curry gravy with custard.... yeah, I know, I have strange eating habits...... but it is all Nurse Olgas fault, she won't let me eat currywurst in bed. As for cats and dogs, I ain't got none......
The gearbox exploded on my car back in the 70s. It was raining Datsun cogs.

Coat, taxi, etc
 
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I am kinda hoping that there is some truth in the Mayan prophecies because I have not brought a crimbo pressie for my good lady and if it does not end she will not accept the potential end of the world as an excuse.
The End of the World occurs because of the amount of other ladies in a similar situation... critical mass is soon reached. And by critical mass I mean lots of women being critical about hteir men.
 

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