Mature Dating?

#1
Has anyone on arrse signed up to the mature dating website?
Does it have decent looking woman on it?
And are for all gagging for sex & give blow jobs?
And all living within 10 miles of your location??

And if you did meet up with one can you post the photos here!!
 
#2
Has anyone on arrse signed up to the mature dating website?
1. Does it have decent looking woman on it?
2. And are for all gagging for sex & give blow jobs?
3. And all living within 10 miles of your location??
4. And if you did meet up with one can you post the photos here!!
I'll try my best to answer you.

1. Probably not, but they'll have clacks like windsocks.
2. Yep. For mouth sex, they remove their teeth for ultimate suction.
3. Fuck knows.
4. Only if, as i suspect, they are howling.

Hope this helps.
 
#4
Has anyone on arrse signed up to the mature dating website?
Does it have decent looking woman on it?
And are for all gagging for sex & give blow jobs?
And all living within 10 miles of your location??

And if you did meet up with one can you post the photos here!!
I've had a look at it:) fucking belter if yer in to older ones.every sapper on here's probably a fucking member (pardon the pun).not to fussy us fucking sappers :)
 
T

trowel

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#5
If it`s aging slappers that you want don`t fanny about on some manky website. Get of your fat lazy arse and get out more. The streets are full of the "young " ladies.
 
#7
If you want mature ladies that are frothing at the gash go to "The Grapes" pub on Mathew street in Liverpool, when I was in there about a year ago it was heaving with well maintained mature scouse slappers who'll grope a lad to within an inch of his life at the bar ^_~
 
#8
If you want mature ladies that are frothing at the gash go to "The Grapes" pub on Mathew street in Liverpool, when I was in there about a year ago it was heaving with well maintained mature scouse slappers who'll grope a lad to within an inch of his life at the bar ^_~
Don't suppose you found your wallet empty when you went to pay for the round? As well as all valuables missing?


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#9
...........What do you want to go on a mature dating site for?

There are lots of lovely friendly mature-ish ladies on here.

Be nice, play your cards right & you never know your luck!
 
#10
...........What do you want to go on a mature dating site for?

There are lots of lovely friendly mature-ish ladies on here.

Be nice, play your cards right & you never know your luck!
(Sarcasm head on)

Oh yeah, so your mates ask where did you two meet then? Work, pub, supermarket or other?



It's bound to bring fits of laughter, piss taking for years to come and your future missus telling you never to mention the word Arrse outside tinternet again unless you Pamela is your chosen hobby ;-)
 

CountryGal

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#11
(Sarcasm head on)

Oh yeah, so your mates ask where did you two meet then? Work, pub, supermarket or other?



It's bound to bring fits of laughter, piss taking for years to come and your future missus telling you never to mention the word Arrse outside tinternet again unless you Pamela is your chosen hobby ;-)
Have to agree that " generic Internet dating site " would be a much better reason than "met him on Arrse"
 
#12
(Sarcasm head on)

Oh yeah, so your mates ask where did you two meet then? Work, pub, supermarket or other?



It's bound to bring fits of laughter, piss taking for years to come and your future missus telling you never to mention the word Arrse outside tinternet again unless you Pamela is your chosen hobby ;-)


I said be nice, not be a cunt!
 
#13
I said be nice, not be a cunt!
Girls (even the mature types) don't do nice, they want to be romanced at dinner & have a stallion in the sack and some one to hold hands with pride in the street and show off and talk to their girly mates about.

As for being a cunt, the story of my life ;-)
 
S

syledis

Guest
#15
Its shite, try POF or smooch

if you get a free trial, go for Match.com, as the women on there think you have paid to join and are therefore serious about a relationship and are more willing to do the no pants dance
 
#16
I'm sure the site is full of lovely ladies who are all gagging for it :clown:
 
#19
have you tried volunteer work at the local old people's home?
 
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