Why is it I get all very weepy when I see those piccies of nice ladies on the Mature Dating adverts..... I get this overwhelming feeling that I want to hug them, cuddle them, do nice things with their help, bed them and make them happy, and Moi aussi! They look Sooo aluring!! Am I (a) Desperate? (b) Sad? (c) Desperate and Sad? (c) Not getting enough? (d) Must stop stropping else eyesight might be affected and sanity be in doubt? or (e) I'm just Human, I keep getting a 'bone' on.... and I must up my Meds when this happens? (f) Try out Nurse Olga for a change, if no success, then Matron. (g) See the Regimental Med officer for more Bromide to put in my morning coffee before I start squaring up for a days lookee-lookee at ARRSE Wesbite?? (f) None of the above. It's Monday morning, and I should be hard at work and not wasting time on ARRSE Forum.