Matters of size

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  1. liz_the_nurse

    liz_the_nurse War Hero

    Channel 4 this evening, programme called 'the perfect penis'. Blokes getting surgery to enlarge and shrink them. One guy had been injecting silicone into his knob end for 6 years and his sack and trump are now bigger than a morris minor.

    The guy that owns this website recommends stretching it with penis pumps and wrenches.

    www.mattersofsize.com

    Your thoughts please chaps
     
  2. semper

    semper LE

    no thanks im leaving mine alone thanks , if ain't broke don't try fix it , i say
     
  3. Beanz

    Beanz LE

    you know, i was watching that and even i had my legs crossed.

    the bloke who did the voice over for the stripper was genius tohugh

    "it were great like, it were like a saveloy"
     
  4. Goku

    Goku Guest

    I tuned in just in time to see the penis op. It made me feel physically ill.
    There’s no chance of me ever allowing a needle of knife near my Jr.
     
  5. SCoy

    SCoy War Hero

    Wrenches?!?!?! 8O Eyes watering now. Crossed legs. Going to hide behind PC :D
     
  6. Orpheus

    Orpheus Clanker

    I saw the program, very interesting although Channel 4 can't get enough of the whole 'sex-themed documentary-thing'. People need to be struck off the medical register for injecting that guy with the silicone. He needs counciling, not balls with a circumference of 2' for crying out loud!
     
  7. pompey

    pompey War Hero

    Was in kitchen, tv was on channel 4 already (honest!) and I walked into the room to see the first opening part of the programme... 8O
    a myriad of nobs...what an ugly site to see as I tuck into my tea n' toast - looked like some parade at a poultry farm, although I did laugh as the gwah nob stood out (no pun intended!) like a sore thumb. I scrambled for the remote and turned over but still saw a limp pr1ck on the tv.... though this time it was Graham Norton.
     
  8. mines is big enough as it is thank u :D :D
     
  9. Steven

    Steven LE

    You mean they were doing reduction surgery as well on this programme then?

    Nah don't fancy getting me balls shrunk thanks a lot. :D
     
  10. intothesilk2

    intothesilk2 War Hero

    I don't realy need this type of enhancement. I have to lay down to take a Pee, the doctor has told me not to lift anything heavy. 8O
     
  11. Count me out of anything having to do with slicing, dicing, or otherwise molesting my Best Friend. Nor do I have interest in watching someone else's member being dissected. Saw some pics in a mag of somebody getting penile enlargement surgery--fastest turn of the page I've ever managed, I think. 8O

    Besides, when you elicit comments like "hung like a mule" from the fairer sex :twisted: , why try to enhance nature's gifts? :p
     
  12. Orpheus

    Orpheus Clanker

    The guy's balls were so big he had to squat above his crapper to avoid giving his nuts a soaking. I find that mildly nausiating!
     
  13. liz_the_nurse

    liz_the_nurse War Hero

    Totally freaky. There was one guy getting surgery because he had a vagina and penis. They cut the penis part off and stitched it to his arm to continued the blood flow until they doctored the vagina part and then restitched on the penis and extended it.

    The surgeon was from the 'Department of Microsurgery!'
     
  14. Oneshot

    Oneshot LE

    Interesting, you could have a w@nk with your arms folded!!!!
     
  15. liz_the_nurse

    liz_the_nurse War Hero

    Or nosh yourself and comb your hair at the same time?!?!?!?!?