Matrimony.

WIFE:
> > What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
> >
> > HUSBAND:
> > Definitely not!
> >
> > WIFE:
> > Why not - don't you like being married?
> >
> > HUSBAND:
> > Of course I do.
> >
> > WIFE:
> > Then why wouldn't you remarry?
> >
> > HUSBAND:
> > Okay, I'd get married again.
> >
> > WIFE:
> > You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
> >
> > HUSBAND:
> > (Makes audible groan).
> >
> > WIFE:
> > Would you live in our house?
> >
> > HUSBAND:
> > Sure, it's a great house.
> >
> > WIFE:
> > Would you sleep with her in our bed?
> >
> > HUSBAND:
> > Where else would we sleep?
> >
> > WIFE:
> > Would you let her drive my car?
> >
> > HUSBAND:
> > Probably, it is almost new.
> >
> > WIFE:
> > Would you replace my pictures with hers?
> >
> > HUSBAND:
> > That would seem like the proper thing to do.
> >
> > WIFE:
> > Would she use my golf clubs?
> >
> > HUSBAND:
> > No, she's left-handed.
> >
> > WIFE:
> > - silence - -
> >
> > HUSBAND:
> >
> > ----Fuck......
 

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