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Mates ex girlfriend

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rupert-The-Bear, Feb 25, 2011.

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  1. Rupert-The-Bear

    Rupert-The-Bear Swinger

    Got a chance to do my mates ex girlfriend, should i man up and do her and stop worrying about the aftermath, or tell her to feck off? Thanks guys.
     
    Rupert-The-Bear, Feb 25, 2011
    #1
  2. daywalker

    daywalker LE Reviewer

    I say kick her back doors in...
     
    daywalker, Feb 25, 2011
    #2
  3. natotattie

    natotattie

    If you even need to ask that question you should rightly be fucking her boyfriend.
     
    natotattie, Feb 25, 2011
    #3
  4. TopBadger

    TopBadger LE

    Would your mate be bothered, and if so do you care?
     
    TopBadger, Feb 25, 2011
    #4
  5. Ritch

    Ritch LE

    FFS Man up!
     
    Ritch, Feb 25, 2011
    #5
  6. schweik

    schweik LE

    Ask John Terry.

    Sensible reply involves questions about how ex is ex, how much of a mate, how serious was the relationship, why did they split up etc.

    NAAFI answer is if you were a proper man you'd have done it by now with no need to ask, but because you haven't you must be gay and should only do your mate's ex if he is a bloke. Or do your mate.
     
    schweik, Feb 25, 2011
    #6
  7. schweik

    schweik LE

    Ah, beat me to it natotattie!
     
    schweik, Feb 25, 2011
    #7
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Do her in the sure and certain knowlege she will tell him, so you gain a fuck and lose a mate.
     
    TheIronDuke, Feb 25, 2011
    #8
  9. mucus2

    mucus2 LE

    Do you know if she takes it up the council? Go on regardless I say.


    Photo's will help though.....
     
    mucus2, Feb 25, 2011
    #9
  10. Mark The Convict

    Mark The Convict

    She's leading you on IOT cause strife between the two of you, the mere thought of which gets her wet. Forewarn your mate, go round to hers, and administer a stupefying drug with intent. After she's chundered in the coal-scuttle and passed out in the aspidistras, let your mate in.

    Then both of you can have your snuffling, stoatish way with her.
     
    Mark The Convict, Feb 25, 2011
    #10
  11. smudge5611

    smudge5611 War Hero

    Tell your mate, then shag her senseless in every hole, even harder if she says no!!!
     
    smudge5611, Feb 25, 2011
    #11
  12. Manley

    Manley LE

    If he is your mate then why hasnt he offered to go fifty fifty with her as shes obviously a fucking slapper.
     
    Manley, Feb 25, 2011
    #12
  13. PrinceAlbert

    PrinceAlbert

    Just make sure you offer your mate a sniff of your fingers afterwards, and all is well.
     
    PrinceAlbert, Feb 25, 2011
    #13
  14. Rupert-The-Bear

    Rupert-The-Bear Swinger

    Thanks for the replies.
    It was a nasty break up were she said she slept with one of his mates, she is a right dirty bitch guess all delete the photo she sent,
     
    Rupert-The-Bear, Feb 25, 2011
    #14
  16. PrinceAlbert

    PrinceAlbert

    post the photos here 1st!
     
    PrinceAlbert, Feb 25, 2011
    #15
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