Masturbation poem


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You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty quid, Ma'am."
Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff
'Cause everybody's doing' it, all across the land
Masturbators Of The World, Give Yourselves A Hand!

It's natural, and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do, it ask me how it's done!
You don't need a special license
You don't need a special skill
Just slip your grip between your hips and get a special thrill!
'Cause everybody's doing' it, and it really does feel gland,
Masturbators of The World, Give Yourselves a Hand!

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