masturbation - not illegal.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by carpetsfm7sr94champs, May 1, 2007.

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  1. Whatever happened to the good old lunch time wcnk? Seems to be a dying art? Sport of kings is it not?
  2. What?! The sense of illegality was half the thrill. Well, that's my lunchbreak spoiled, then.
  3. Above and beyond this, wasn't it written in to SOP's?
  4. Good News Chaps... Masturbating on the underground is STILL illegal!!

    Uhmmm anyone help me get this ankle tag off?
  5. That relates not only poor tactics, but also a lamentable misconstrual of the law: getting caught masturbating on the underground is STILL illegal.
  6. Bloody CCTV and Crimewatch eh?
  7. As Jimmy Carr said

    If a woman is uncomfortable watchng you wnak do you-
    1. Discuss your relationship with her at depth
    2. Think you might need to spend more time working on you communication
    3. Move to a different seat on the bus