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masturbation - not illegal.

The_Cad said:
Good News Chaps... Masturbating on the underground is STILL illegal!!

Uhmmm anyone help me get this ankle tag off?
That relates not only poor tactics, but also a lamentable misconstrual of the law: getting caught masturbating on the underground is STILL illegal.
As Jimmy Carr said

If a woman is uncomfortable watchng you wnak do you-
1. Discuss your relationship with her at depth
2. Think you might need to spend more time working on you communication
3. Move to a different seat on the bus

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