Masturbation keeps the greenies at bay

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by OldRedCap, Sep 19, 2008.

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  1. Now, why am I suprised that a monkey starts a thread about... :wink: :D
  2. Ah, but the greatly increased respiration rate means you're exhaling more CO2 - thus contributing to Global Warming!
  3. LOL
  4. Oh thank you Sir. M o n k e y? Never heard that before or any joke here involving one of those. You have even amused another member of the human race. Well done there then.
  5. Anyway,

    Back to the wxnking chariot - otherwise known as the single bed.
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    So, if I've got a headache . . . have a wnak; If I have a blocked nose . . . fix it with a wnak; Morning glory . . . a wnak will fix it; Feeling down . . . wnak it off; too much energy . . . . .

    It's amazing that I'm able to find time to type, let alone work, what with all this tender medical care I'm giving myself!
  7. A mate gave me sage advice years ago, ' You will know when your marriage is fxxked, it's when you are waiting for her to go to sleep so you can knock one out '
  8. Im suprised you can even see, it makes you go blind y'know.
  9. What about us old geezers with prostates like mildewed walnuts? I can only manage it once a year now my investment portfolio won't cover the cost of the Viagra. (Damn you Gordon)

    Do you think the NHS would, errm, 'lend a hand' so to speak?

  10. Great news, heres to many years with clear nasal passages then :)