Masturbation keeps the greenies at bay

#3
Ah, but the greatly increased respiration rate means you're exhaling more CO2 - thus contributing to Global Warming!
 
#5
Oh thank you Sir. M o n k e y? Never heard that before or any joke here involving one of those. You have even amused another member of the human race. Well done there then.
 

Biped

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#7
So, if I've got a headache . . . have a wnak; If I have a blocked nose . . . fix it with a wnak; Morning glory . . . a wnak will fix it; Feeling down . . . wnak it off; too much energy . . . . .

It's amazing that I'm able to find time to type, let alone work, what with all this tender medical care I'm giving myself!
 
#8
A mate gave me sage advice years ago, ' You will know when your marriage is fxxked, it's when you are waiting for her to go to sleep so you can knock one out '
 
#9
Biped said:
So, if I've got a headache . . . have a wnak; If I have a blocked nose . . . fix it with a wnak; Morning glory . . . a wnak will fix it; Feeling down . . . wnak it off; too much energy . . . . .

It's amazing that I'm able to find time to type, let alone work, what with all this tender medical care I'm giving myself!
Im suprised you can even see, it makes you go blind y'know.
 
#10
Biped said:
So, if I've got a headache . . . have a wnak; If I have a blocked nose . . . fix it with a wnak; Morning glory . . . a wnak will fix it; Feeling down . . . wnak it off; too much energy . . . . .

It's amazing that I'm able to find time to type, let alone work, what with all this tender medical care I'm giving myself!
What about us old geezers with prostates like mildewed walnuts? I can only manage it once a year now my investment portfolio won't cover the cost of the Viagra. (Damn you Gordon)

Do you think the NHS would, errm, 'lend a hand' so to speak?

 

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