Masturbation does Make You Short Sighted..... see!!

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Polish man caught with stockings over his head performing a sex act on himself outside a police station … and now he’s lost his sight Rafal Ciesielski was arrested after a police officer saw him performing a sex act on himself outside Spalding police station He had a pair of women's stockings pulled over his face. The 35-year-old man has had a 'severe loss of vision' since the incident in August

A Polish man who was caught with stockings over his head performing a sex act on himself outside a police station has lost his sight. Rafal Ciesielski, 35, was arrested in broad daylight after he was seen in the car park where he got ‘excited’ outside Spalding police station in Lincolnshire on August 12. He claimed that someone may have 'spiked' his drink, and now he feels ahsamed.

(Read more: News | Mail Online)

The School Matron always said this to me, so it must be true. So, for all youse W*nkers out there, let this be an abject lesson. Not sure if dressing up with ladies stocking over ones' head has anything to do with it, unless this for anonymity!!!
 
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How do you have a 'Pair of Women's stockings' pulled over your head?

One ..OK see the sense in that...Two..Piss poor reporting or some fuckers fantasy!
 
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Must be true. How many have been to the opticians in their mid-40s and come out with a prescription for glasses?

Anyone noticed the direct correlation between ability to read without glasses and the reduction in the sex to wank ratio?

I blame t'Internet porn. Got to squint so much...
 

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#5
Can you repost in a bigger font please, am having trouble seeing these days
 
#7
I'm confused. Why am I long sighted then?
 
#9
Not unusual behaviour for that part of Lincolnshire, although it's usually the locals. I suppose it shows how well he has integrated.
 
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'take the stockings off his head'... nah, he has to keep his anonymity.... can't have the locals identifying him as "One of their own" now.... Hmm, perhaps social integration does work......
 
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Must be true. How many have been to the opticians in their mid-40s and come out with a prescription for glasses?

Anyone noticed the direct correlation between ability to read without glasses and the reduction in the sex to wank ratio?

I blame t'Internet porn. Got to squint so much...
Mid 40s!!! Fucking hell!!! I got my first pair at 23.
 
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How do you have a 'Pair of Women's stockings' pulled over your head?

One ..OK see the sense in that...Two..Piss poor reporting or some fuckers fantasy!
Perhaps it was cold?
 
#20
having trouble writing this. The hair on the palm of my hands keeps getting caught in the keyboard.
 

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