Masturbating the half ton mammal

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  1. Yes I know its another one, and I will stop if you tell me to, but at least it keeps me from molesting small children...
    cuddles said:
    So if you had to (or have) masturbated a half ton mammal, would it be (or was it) a fat bird or dolphin?

    my choice would be a dolphin...they look like they're encased in latex :twisted:

    I masturbate one every day...me :oops:
     
  2. There's a rather fat lad who posts on here known as the_bull. He is easily half a ton in weight but would have to masturbate himself as he is repulsive to women and men.
     
  3. Don't know about half ton, but certainly half a pound.

    Am frequently hauled in by the rozzers. Apparently, pleasuring Water Voles is not something i should be doing and the passing river traffic don't want to see their tiny little members
     
  4. Thought this was another Jade Goody thread......
     
  5. This is no way to talk about Jade, she's a big beautiful woman!
     
  6. Didn't this happen a few years ago ?
     
  7. It did indeed, I seem to recall the Dolphin in question being called George; however George was attempting to hump anything that swam by, rather than having his dolphinhood pleasured by a gimp in a wetsuit.

    Corn.