Masterbating with pillows

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by King-walt, Jan 5, 2011.

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  1. I've been doing for a while, a bit of a shameful secret, all you need is 2 pillows (3 is ideal) and a sock/jonny.

    Lay the 2 pillows down flat and the 3rd pillow can be used to simulate a pair of knockers, and basically think of a hot bird and after catching a boner romp the pillow senseless

    I've managed to blow my load twice in one go and it does feel like the real thing when using a durex! :applaud:
     
  2. Not exactly an old trick however it is an interesting admission that you must resort to such measures
     
  3. That is just about the saddest thing I've ever read. Are you Quasimodo?

    You should have asked Santa for a Blowup Doll.
     
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    He uses two pillows so he can pretend it's a 12 year old boy!
     
  5. If I wanted to fuck over stuffed pillows, I'd sleep with my wife.
     
  6. Funny my dog attempts the same thing, watching him putting a rubber on is quite amusing.
     
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I thought this was being covered in this thread:
     
  8. No, thats covering tits, this is covering your cock with a sock and blowing your load into it
     
  9. You were on Chatroulette earlier weren't you? You little exhibitionist you.

    (little being the operative word)
     
  10. Or more probably 2x 6 year olds.
     
  11. A porno pic just for you, KW.....
     

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    Damn amateur.

    DC