Mastectomies, Show Us Yer Tit.....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by filthyphil, May 11, 2012.

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  1. Here's one I prepared earlier.


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  2. If you had 1 ball you'd make the perfect couple.

    Got one of Olivia Newton-John?
     
  3. I actually bought the original on ebay, I'm using it as a cover for my fairway wood.
     
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  4. Looks like she's had a zip fitted!!!!

    So you've got a new alfresco wank sock?
     
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  5. See your one and raise you nil

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  6. Fuck me dead. You'd think the quacks would do a neater job. She'd get a better result at the local panel beater.
     
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  7. That's nowt 'ave a gleg at this:

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  8. Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those peepers?
     
  9. Eye eye! She could have 2 bits on the side :wink:
     
  10. I just knew i should have known better than to look at these piccies,

    My Mrs goes in for a mastectomy on 30 June, Hope the sawbones is slightly neater than those !!!!
     
  11. I think you'll find that when she said she was getting rid of a tit she meant getting a divorce fella.
     
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  12. Quite right too !!!