Mastard Boths!

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by booty_cadet, Jul 25, 2006.

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  1. I swear these moths are driving me crazy!!! My mum left the office at 7 with her window wide open and lights (6 huge lights like they have in modern 'special' classrooms) on. I noticed about half and hour ago how annoying these little things are! Enemy forces estimated at 50+ Actions on: Spray liberally with insect killer, when they start spiralling downwards smack with ringbinder. Tell you something though, theres nothing more satisfying than smacking a flying moth with a ringbinder....except maybe the scream my mums gonna give me tommorrow when she finds a pile of dead moths on her chair....teach her to leave her window open!
  2. Moths are friendly bugs.
  3. Very friendly! They keep landing in my hair!
  4. In my youth, a practice called 'moth scoff' proved to be a tasty alternative to squishing !!!!!!!!!
  5. Heeheehee. Just swatted a moth. As it lay dying its partner moth came up to it to say its goodbyes. I watched for a second...feeling their sorrow...then I sprayed them with the insect killer!!!
  6. I doubt very much that you really felt their sorrow.
  7. Have you tried hair spray coupled with flame?
  8. Or failing that getting naked and using a roll mat?