Massive Solar Storm to hit us today.. No duff.

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Thanks for the heads up, my tinfoil hat is well and truly doffed.
 
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Will it affect coffee perculators?
 
#5
This is how it starts! 1st all the electric goes down, then the zombies appear.

Start nailing crooked planks of wood against all the windows. Stock up on water, bread, cheese and Strongbow. Then don't forget your old jam jars to piss into.
 
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This is how it starts! 1st all the electric goes down, then the zombies appear.

Start nailing crooked planks of wood against all the windows. Stock up on water, bread, cheese and Strongbow. Then don't forget your old jam jars to piss into.

This explains why my voices have been telling me to stock up on ammo and keep all the guns clean.
 
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Start nailing crooked planks of wood against all the windows. Stock up on water, bread, cheese and Strongbow. Then don't forget your old jam jars to piss into.
My extensive zombie fighting experience (gained on Call of Duty) has taught me that nailing wood to the windows is ineffective as they simply rip it off.

You are better buying a pump action shotgun and a truckload of ammo, sit opposite a doorway and just paste the ******* as they come through it.
 
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All these disruptive factors are quite the normal here in India, signals are always crap, electricity goes off at least 7 times every day, Skype is a joke, water is polluted and in places only available for an hour or so every day. 6 months every year temp 33 Deg min, no rain, other 6 months, pisses down about 12 hours every day.

Solar flares? No problem, Bring them in!
 
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Flares are back, damn I threw all mine away! I've still got a bri-nylon shirt and my frog smasher shoes in oxblood and green snakeskin though.......
 
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I think that Pitswamper means tinfoil hat donned. Doffed would mean that the hat would be of no use. Not that it will help anyway. The neutrons, xrays and gamma rays will go straigth through us. We're all doomed!
 
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I think I can feel it now.....No wait it's wind.
 
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I can confirm, just had a smoke on the back step, it's 2045 (NZ time) here, full moon, darkness setting in, not a cloud in the sky and a lovely unblemished view over the Pacific ocean....... **** all's happening in the sky.
 
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I can confirm, just had a smoke on the back step, it's 2045 (NZ time) here, full moon, darkness setting in, not a cloud in the sky and a lovely unblemished view over the Pacific ocean....... **** all's happening in the sky.
It`s 0752 here, UK. There are seagulls and Starlings wheeling arond in circles above our car park. They are squaking and shitting themselves, as if in a panic. Something must be happening. Oh, wait they always do that. Sorry false alarm.
 
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Nah... Still nothing.... On the plus side I'm up again in the middle of the night to go to work so I'll have another look then (hopefully the cosmic shit'll kill the alarm clock but doubt it)
 
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no aurora in New England that I could see. However my broadband went down and the tech at the ISP said there were problems of undetermined origin. Out for about 2 hours. I don't mind zombies but I hate not being able to check Arrse.
 
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no aurora in New England that I could see. However my broadband went down and the tech at the ISP said there were problems of undetermined origin. Out for about 2 hours. I don't mind zombies but I hate not being able to check Arrse.
The zombies of ARRSE are dead and unwell, thanks.
 
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It's a good thing our lass brought the washing in, otherwise my singed shreddies would have been halfway to ****ing Mars by now!
 

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