Massive internet fibbers

#1
We've had our fair share of internet big timers, story tellers and taler maker uppers on this site, in fact I think we have a nucleus of some of the biggest bluffers and porky pie tellers in all of cyber space

This threads dedicated to those of you, who on leaving the nightclub decked five doormen because they laughed at your Regimental cufflinks and dissed a tramp.

Its also for those who shagged mother, daugher combos and twin sisters on the back seat of their dads Morris Marina while he changed the tyres.

Its for Johnny Two shedders, who no matter what you've done have done better. The chap who you told 'I went up Helvelyn at weekend', only to get the response 'I got weathered in on K2'

Aimed at people who know every cnut..... You say you saw Marlon from Emmerdale in Leeds whilst out with you ladyfriend, they ended up Running over Brian May after leaving Floyd Mayweathers house for breakfast.

We all know the sort, none of them lead normal lives, everytime their front door opens trouble hits them square in the jaw. If its not trouble thats knocking its an Avon Lady who wants to shag them. Come on fibbers tell us your yarns here.

Tell us how an ordinary day can turn into an ordeal involving three police forces and otter and a machine gun. Tell us how a journey to work ends up in international espionage.... Brief us on how a trip to Tesco's finished up with you in the cells with Dot Cotton and Brian Blessed.

In your own time....... tell lies.
 
#6
I got invited back to MDN's one night, he seemed like a nice chap, he showed me that fun & frolick can be in the same sentence. Oh what a laugh we had, giggles & titters all around. His taste in wine was a bit queer and a bit fruity to be honest, the rohypnol gave it a slight after taste, but not so bad that I couldn't sip it down. The music was a bit challenging, an eclectic mix of grunge, heavy metal, and Donny Osmond. I remember listening to............................................................
 
#8
I used to be in the SAS,can't say too much,transferred there from the SBS,bunch of pussies,took the fookin lot of em on one night in the bar ,dropped em all within five minutes.My neighbour said he was buyin an elephant,had a look in me garage,got him a bag to put it in.
Won the top prize in the lottery yesterday,gave it all away at the pub at lunchtime,still got loads left over from last weekends win,didn't need any more.

Gotta go,four birds have just come in and said they want to shag me all at the same time.
 
#10
twosugarsnomilk said:
I used to be in the SAS,can't say too much,transferred there from the SBS,bunch of pussies,took the fookin lot of em on one night in the bar ,dropped em all within five minutes.My neighbour said he was buyin an elephant,had a look in me garage,got him a bag to put it in.
Won the top prize in the lottery yesterday,gave it all away at the pub at lunchtime,still got loads left over from last weekends win,didn't need any more.

Gotta go,four birds have just come in and said they want to shag me all at the same time.
got him a bag to put it in.

Fcukin liar

- nobody has a bag that big. :x
 

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LE
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#11
Phillias Fog went on his round the world trip in 80 days the same time as me
Imagine his suprise when he returned home after 80 days to find I had done it in 79
Not only that I was in bed with his mother,wife and two daughters
I'd wiped my dick on his curtains, drunk his beer and p1ssed in his wardrobe

Once I'd left I decked a doorman,slotted a couple of rag heads awarded my self a VC,sh1t on a roadside shrine,told the RSM to go and get fukced and he just laughed caz everone bricks it when I come in
Went on the net declared the RAF Regiment the nations premier infantry force and agreed with all of Svens post's

Honest no duff :wink:
 
#12
Mighty_doh_nut said:
We've had our fair share of internet big timers, story tellers and taler maker uppers on this site, in fact I think we have a nucleus of some of the biggest bluffers and porky pie tellers in all of cyber space

This threads dedicated to those of you, who on leaving the nightclub decked five doormen because they laughed at your Regimental cufflinks and dissed a tramp.

Its also for those who shagged mother, daugher combos and twin sisters on the back seat of their dads Morris Marina while he changed the tyres.

Its for Johnny Two shedders, who no matter what you've done have done better. The chap who you told 'I went up Helvelyn at weekend', only to get the response 'I got weathered in on K2'

Aimed at people who know every cnut..... You say you saw Marlon from Emmerdale in Leeds whilst out with you ladyfriend, they ended up Running over Brian May after leaving Floyd Mayweathers house for breakfast.

We all know the sort, none of them lead normal lives, everytime their front door opens trouble hits them square in the jaw. If its not trouble thats knocking its an Avon Lady who wants to shag them. Come on fibbers tell us your yarns here.

Tell us how an ordinary day can turn into an ordeal involving three police forces and otter and a machine gun. Tell us how a journey to work ends up in international espionage.... Brief us on how a trip to Tesco's finished up with you in the cells with Dot Cotton and Brian Blessed...

You appear to have missed out the stories of the steely-eyed air gunners in your list.

No need to thank me.
 
#14
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Its also for those who shagged mother, daugher combos and twin sisters on the back seat of their dads Morris Marina while he changed the tyres.
Aww crap ! So that doesnt realy happen, damm I've holding on to that dream for so long, so so long :cry:

WW
 
#15
on a section eros eating competition on a cold wet glencoarse ranges on a sunday morning I upped the anti and ate a full ammo box full of 7.62 tracer... farted and shot some poor cnut passing on his bike...

got a new bike out of it tho
 
#19
Whilst serving on a CTT I regularly used to shag Mandy, and legions of other divorced and divorcing women from the nearby Families Centre popularly known as Tenko, over my OC's desk, whilst simultaneously reading from the cache of porn he kept in his desk. Post ejection, Mandy used to blow my cum into the OC's tomato plant, kept in a sunny little spot near the window.

I used to regularly visit his office to receive compliments on my work. In return, I used to complement him on his fine and flourishing tomato plant and couldn't resist asking him his secret. Old formula handed down from his grandpa he used to say.
 
#20
I went to the pub yesterday.

I offered to suck off a tramp on the way - he said no !

After blowing the tramp off I stuck a knife in the tyres of a wheelchair mobile.

Some drunk git in the bar gave me half a million quid so I went home and gave it to the wife.
 

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