The mayor of Tokyo was just quoted as saying "Rot da fruck ros dat?"
CNN reports that Mr Sheen has been spotted on the beach at Malibu, stark naked and snorting lines of coke off a surfboard while screaming, "Come at me, Tsunami! I'm WINNING!!!"
Japanese government has declared a state of emergency at a nuclear power plant after it's cooling system failed...
How do you say, "Oh, SHIT!" in Japanese?