Please - not in front of the children -I know where you're coming from, but there must be more to it than that. The colleague that I spent the most time with during my stay in Houston was a lapsed RC. So lapsed he had been married three times. He would "f and blind" quite happily with me in conversation, but talked about his Rottweiler "going to the bathroom". I laughed like a drain the first time I heard it.