Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by scrofula, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A Russian general and a septic general meet in a Brussels restaurant and rapidly get engaged in a spot of one-upmanship. You can probably guess who started it, but never mind.
    " The American GI is the best-trained soldier in the world. Every GI gets 12 months of rigorous basic training"
    " Huh, that is nothing. The Russian squaddie is nails and does 2 years of the permafrost."
    " Well, the American fighting man is the best equipped in the world. Every GI carries over 3,000 dollars-worth of equipment on his person"
    " Hah. Only 3,000? Every Russian soldier has over 5,000 dollars-worth of equipment when he goes into battle"
    "Alright. The American soldier is the best-fed soldier in the world. Every day each GI eats over 8,000 calories"
    " Now you lie, Sir. No-one can eat that many potatoes!"