Mary Nightingale - Unsung MILF

Mary Nightingale or Natasha Kaplinski

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#1
Watching some po faced shite on ITV at the mo. Was bottlefeeding the latest fruit of my loins when it started, so I couldn't reach the flicker, and am I glad I didn't. Mary Nightingale, if you're ever up for 30 seconds of boredom and pain, pm me, and I'll be on a plane! :threaten: :donut: :hump:

Can't believe that she doesn't get the perving that Natasha "Fish DNA" Kaplinski gets, or perhaps I've just got strange tastes.
 
#2
Arse
Gob
Arse
Gob

Anything left - get some in her eye.
 
#3
Yankee_Charlie said:
Arse
Gob
Arse
Gob

Anything left - get some in her eye.
Yeah, sounds about right. With a liberal amount of choking and kidney punching thrown in for good measure.
 
#5
Milfy newsreaders fizz my j1zz! Marys right up there with Fiona Bruce and Kirsty Young. Fukc it, I'm feeling expansive, lob Alice Beer into the mix too.
 
#6
The one who used to do the business bit on BBC breakfast news. She looked fleshy, ripe and strangely stern, and I once got a belt off the telly when I unloaded my seed over the screen while she was in mid dit about pork belly futures or suchlike.
 
#7
Can a MILF be yonger than me? Kaplinsky was born in 1972, FFS, I think she looks older than me (1968) but then I have youthfull good looks ;-)

Kate Garraway from GMTV - mmmmm
 
#8
She's the one that flashed her keks when Michael Barrymore tipped her up a few years ago.

I have to say though, I don't think much of ITV's answer to Crimewatch. Their big story - two puppies were stolen in London. :omg:
 

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#9
Oh fucking god yes!!!

I would leopard crawl through 100m of broken glass just to stick matchsticks in her shit.

And if Kate Garraway and Sofie Raworth want in on it - well fair enough, they're only human!
 
#10
Kaplinski is a waste of space, give me Mary any day over her .

However I have 2 better babes for recommendation:

Sophie Raworth and
Penny Smith



mmmmmmmmm


edited to add - Sorry Fugly, didn't notice that at first,
glad to see another fan:)
 
#11
of course I would...although i don't think she'd be smiling after i'd finished

 
#12
Mmm I would!
 
#13
She looks like a freshly scrubbed pig....mmmmmm, pork...
 
#15
Redshaggydog said:
Mmm I would!
WTF is that? :threaten:

Good to see I'm not a visually impaired pervert though, Mary's doing well. She looks like she could cook you a nice shepherds pie, then scream like a pig as you ass beast her all over the front room. Mmmmm!
 
#17
Completely misread the title and thought you were talking about Annie Nightingale, formerly attractive Radio 1 DJ who now looks like she has been dug up from a peat bog :omfg:

I have now discovered the delight of Mary Nightingale and I thank Biscuits for this wonderful opportunity to perv over an older woman.
 
#18
This thread had me seriously confused for a minute or two, I'd read it as Florence Nightingale!

Nothing gets me going like long dead nurses!
 
#20
Tartan_Terrier said:
This thread had me seriously confused for a minute or two, I'd read it as Florence Nightingale!
Confused me to 'cause I read it as Mary Millington, talk about a blast from the past. Think she was my first 'formal' wnak.
 

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