Having just watched Channel Four News, where the liquid bomb nutters have been found guilty largely on the strength of âmartyrdomâ videos, can anyone explain their urge to make them? I mean, if you get nabbed by plod or the SIS and deny everything then youâre going to look a right cnut in court when your âdeath to the infidelsâ diatribe gets played, no? They then have the gall to plead Not Guilty. Would you not just tape something along the lines of âHope this doesnât work, weâre only playing, honest guv societyâs to blameâ or similar? I mean honestly, itâs akin to hanging a banner from your bedroom window proclaiming âget your cocaine hereâ or âLive badger-baiting at 5pmâ Esteemed members of Arrse; how would you ascend to your 70 virgins without dropping yourselves in the poo if it all went a bit Pete Tong?