Martine McCutcheon declared bankrupt.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by re-stilly, Feb 12, 2013.

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  1. I wonder if she will do tricks for a larger and a plate of chips?


  2. Oh fucks sakes she'll be doing even more sickeningly girly indulgent yogurt adverts then.
  3. So she can act but can't count
  4. I could see to giving her a couple of quid for services rendered.
  5. What's a larger?
  6. Viking for big beer
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  7. What? A talentless, thick, pram-faced cockney bankrupt? Who'd have thunk it?
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  8. [​IMG]

    Fat biff eats all the profits.
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  9. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    I guess this was her moment then.
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  10. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Who fecking cares TBH?
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  11. I'd lick the cream off her cookie....
  12. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Classic showbiz bankruptcy, I'd guess.

    Gets used to a high income from being one of the stars on Eastenders; leaves show 'to explore other opportunities' and continues to live her former life style. Slowly racks up debts because all the other stuff she's doing doesn't match her Eastender's income and gradually winds up with large interest payment on 'business loans'. Plus, forgets to pay her tax bill.

    There'll be a 'business advisor' who made off with large chunks of her income as well.

    Next stop Celebrity Big Brother and I'm a Celebrity, Feed Me Kangaroo Testicles.

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  13. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    I thought she was doing allright as liza donuffin and other west endy type hermer stuff that they flock to see.
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  14. she lives near by, should i offer to help her out, shag her & sell my story?
    after all that's what neighbors are their for!