Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, Apr 16, 2004.

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  1. Yeah - and don't forget it!!!

    Eastenders was great tonight - slag me off as much as you want.

    Stand by...... go...

    (and not even a sight of Nigel Harman - mm - very nice) :D
  2. Eastenders, wtf is that?

    Martin Fowler, who the feck is that?

    Dale, you need to get out more or just get out!
  3. What and leave my posters of Nigel at home??? Are you having a giraffe? In fact - yes you would - why on earth would I ask that????

    What is wrong in wearing jim jams at 10 past nine on a Friday night?

  4. Nothing. Can I come round, please?
  5. Ok. Round my end shortly please.
  6. .................pj's, sorry, Ive just come..................
  7. I'm gonna use my tongue all over your body, Dale.
  8. Excellent - can you do the patio with that tongue? I was going to buy a jet washer, but if you are as good as you say you are.....
  9. Of course ! I'll even do the U-bend !!
  10. And then the one in the bathroom?
  11. Anywhere! This tongue has been in some strange places.
  12. Bert said.........