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Marrying your mother-in-law is a human right.

Warrington couple who first tried to marry in 1997, but husband-to-be was threatened with arrest if they tied the knot. A 500 year-old law banning in-laws from marrying had to be repealed, so they used Human Rights law to finally marry.

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Warrington couple who first tried to marry in 1997, but husband-to-be was threatened with arrest if they tied the knot. A 500 year-old law banning in-laws from marrying had to be repealed, so they used Human Rights law to finally marry.

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do they both think the other is a millionaire?
 
Bet she got in there because she said she'd give a good blow job when the wife wouldn't
 

Themanwho

LE
Book Reviewer
There must be a new and counter-intuitive definition of "Human Rights". Even the suggestion of matrimony between me and the mean-spirited old hag who my darling wife calls Mum*, is most definitely contravening my human rights. Also the fabric of reality.

*She calls her other names when not in earshot.
 
She was probably quite humpable when they started 30 odd years ago ,she'd be about mid forties he'd be late 20s early 30s he must be 60 ish now and she looks about 80

remember what they say

evil stepmother on Disney........BAD!

evil stepmother on pornhub...not so bad!

my Nephew married one much older ,they must be about that same age now ..... going to be strange when after she pops off in the next few years ,how her grown up kids are going to take to their new Bangkok mummy
 
I went out with a girl in the early late 80's/early 90's and we were both 20, but her mum was 40 and a fantastic looking MILF. I would have quite happily dropped the girlfriend for several rounds on the mum, as I had a thing for older women around that time.

She's in her 70's now and still a handsome woman for her age. The daughter however has not weathered well with time.
 
Bet she got in there because she said she'd give a good blow job when the wife wouldn't

Maybe, but only if she takes her teeth out.





Thinking about it that was a common refrain when I was younger: "Take yer teeth out and I'll marry you"
 
When I was 20 I was humping a married 38 year old with an 18 year old daughter. The daughter was working at the same company over the summer and her Mum tried to get us together on the basis she'd get me on tap.
My fiance and the daughter's RAF regt. boyfriend might have been a stumbling block to her plan.
That and the fact the daughter wasn't interested in Mum's matchmaking.
Mental but filfy.
 
Warrington couple who first tried to marry in 1997, but husband-to-be was threatened with arrest if they tied the knot. A 500 year-old law banning in-laws from marrying had to be repealed, so they used Human Rights law to finally marry.

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I never knew there was a law banning marriage to in-laws.
Odd that you can still marry your cousins when their blood is the same as your half sibling.
 
I went out with a girl in the early late 80's/early 90's and we were both 20, but her mum was 40 and a fantastic looking MILF. I would have quite happily dropped the girlfriend for several rounds on the mum, as I had a thing for older women around that time.

She's in her 70's now and still a handsome woman for her age. The daughter however has not weathered well with time.

One of my first girlfriends had a very yummy mummy. I fancied her as much as her daughter... :)
 
So his ex-wife is now his step daughter. I wonder if he plays also the banjo? Still it's not the first time it's happened:


Some people are weird, I'm betting they are lefty's and remoaners.
 

WALT

War Hero
And to think you lot whinge about the Human Rights Act. There you go, your right to a sportman's double is enshrined in law.
In your own time. carry on.......
 
is he after a medal? or sectioning?
 

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