Married to the eiffel tower

On channel 4 now.

Is this for real or what? Im sat here gobsmacked...
No nagging - winner!
i just put it on to see a butch man who looked hike dog the bounty hunter get bowed in the noggin.. what the fcuk?

Mr Happy

I believe I too may have once suffered from object love...

iThis is my rifle. There are many

like it, but

this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It

is my life. I must master it, as I must master

my life.

Without me my rifle is useless. Without my

rifle, I am useless. I

must fire my rifle true. I

must shoot straighter than my enemy who


trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he

shoots me. I


Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and

myself are

defenders of my country. We are

the masters of our enemy. We are the


of my life. So be it .. . until there is no enemy


but peace. Amen-

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