Married soldiers I have a wonderful idea for how to bring up your offspring. As you all know the singlies NAAFI is extremely well stocked and somedays you can even get bread and milk at the same time. This means that single soldiers have to use JHQ NAAFI for their more specific needs. Im not suggesting that any of you would have got married just to get out of the block and then had children just for something to talk about, this is just the impression I get. When youve had children why not spend absolutely no quality time with them and let them wander the streets learning the lessons of life from older children because you cant be bothered with them. This is obviously a great army tradition.This does however cause a problem that you cant leave them roaming the streets while you go shopping on a Saturday morning. Fotunatly the NAAFI at JHQ is an ideal place to teach your children discipline. Shout at them,spank them and basically make them scream the whole time you are there. You can invite all your friends with children to create a real noise hazard when everybody is trying shop. My suggestion is that you spend the 15 pounds a day you get in LOA to get a professional to bring up your unruly wards because you cant be bothered.