married sex

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Mar 28, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Me and my girlfriend decided to try a bit of role-play in bed last night.

    We pretended we were married.

    So I waited until she was asleep, then wanked over a porno mag.
  2. I generally flip the covers over her head, and drop a fart. Romantic beast that I am...
  3. Married? Sex? Say again key setting over.
  4. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Married sex ! A contradiction in term
  5. :? What do you think your 'bit on the side' is for? What? You haven't got one? No wonder you're a bunch of wankers! :twisted:
  6. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Married sex is ok until her husband gets home early!
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  7. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    We've been together years and still go like rabbits.... maybe that's got summat to do with us not being married, arf arf
  8. A food has been discovered which puts women completely off sex.

    It's called wedding cake...