married sex

phil245

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Book Reviewer
#1
Me and my girlfriend decided to try a bit of role-play in bed last night.

We pretended we were married.

So I waited until she was asleep, then wanked over a porno mag.
 
#5
Me and my girlfriend decided to try a bit of role-play in bed last night.
We pretended we were married.
So I waited until she was asleep, then wanked over a porno mag.
Married sex ! A contradiction in term
Married? Sex? Say again key setting over.
:? What do you think your 'bit on the side' is for? What? You haven't got one? No wonder you're a bunch of wankers! :twisted:
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#6
Married sex is ok until her husband gets home early!
 
#8
A food has been discovered which puts women completely off sex.

It's called wedding cake...
 

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