Married for a Night

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Sandshuffler, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
    "Wow!!! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
    "Good," she replied. "Get your own f&*%$#g blanket!"





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    After a moment of silence, he farted.