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  1. So i was reading the Marriage thread and wondered does wedding change anything in a relationship and how so Is it really worth it to get married?
  2. It doesn't if you're a rapist.
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  3. DieHard

    DieHard LE Book Reviewer

    Getting married was the best thing I ever did, after my first marriage.
    Things will change in your mind and you will feel content and satisfied for the rest of your life, or until you hate each other so much you get a divorce, which hopefully would be never.
    I'm ok there i think because even though my wife is always pissed off with me, I still love her, its gonna be 20 years together this Christmas, and I still look at her and think what a lucky bastard I am, she should of got rid of me years ago, so marriage also gives you tolerance.
    If it was not for my wife i would of gone off the rails and ended up in a bad place, she is remarkably strong and holds us all together, even more so over the last few years when i have been unable to do much. I might be a grumpy bastard and not been the ideal husband but she is the perfect wife and also my best mate.
  4. What's not to love. Sure, there's been the colour vision and no sound, but the make-up sex is all the worth while.
  5. It's pretty good, then you get the rug whipped out from under your feet and you're left thinking "what the screaming blue fuck happened there?". I wasn't exactly the ideal husband, I don't think anyone can be, and she wasn't exactly the ideal wife, as I don't think that's possible either. You do your best, but I'm going to stop now before I get totally fucking wound up, send her another email asking how the kids are as she hasn't bothered telling me anything for 10 days, and that was just to say that Mk2's football team has a post match report at this website - presumably so she doesn't have to bother her arse to write anything - because last time I did that I ended up sending 2 mails in a day asking what was going on because I hadn't heard anything for nearly three weeks I think it was, and that was apparently harrassing her by email and she had to go to the doctor and get valium or something.

    Poor fucking poppet. I hope the kids are running her ragged and she has a heart attack at a really inconvenient moment
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  6. I think that sums up everyone's feelings about ex's. Beautiful.
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  7. Marriage beautiful in the imagination.

    The problem is women make up these beautiful married worlds in their heads. The house full of Argos furniture (wishing it was M & S or John Lewis) ...beautiful well behaved children dressed in Primark (wishing it was M & S or Next) ...a husband that makes love to her like Mr Darcy (when he wants hot hard porn sex ...or the odd bj) ...holidays in quaint cottages and luxury hotels abroad (instead of Bustlins where the family nearly kills each other)...dinner parties with delightful friends; a table with porcelain plates, silver cutlery and napkins (takeaway meals with lager and wine ...or Toby Carvery) ..

    Unfortunately if you have married a woman like the above will end badly. Marriage is about managing expectations and accepting the life you have together, if you can't not be in it.
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  8. You get to go dogging with the one you love.
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  9. How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant? Marry it!

    What's the best contraceptive in the world? Wedding cake.......etc etc
  10. You romantic fukkkerr you.....!!
  11. Buy a new car. It's easier to back out of a garage.
  12. Doubt I'll ever get married.

    Not only am I an ugly fucker, I'm also not completely stooopid!
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  13. Fuck you all.
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  14. Buyers' remorse already, YMP?
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  15. Wedding cake is NOT a contraceptive .... just a libido remover!!!