marriage

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by ordinaryforces, Oct 27, 2011.

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  1. 1950s rural Ireland and Mary asks the priest for advice before marriage,
    Father what is the pink thing that hangs between my boyfriends legs?
    Mary that is whats known as a penis,
    father what is the big purple globular thing at the end of his penis?
    mary that is known as the glans penis,
    mary oh right father last question...what do you call the two round objects 15" back at the other end of his penis?
    the priest said Mary for your sake...I hope they are his arse cheeks
     
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