Marriage Jokes

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by rumana, May 12, 2012.

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  1. A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
     
  2. Left over Christmas cracker found down the back of the settee?
     
  3. There nothing funny about marriage.
     
  4. Oh I don't know, mines a fucking joke.
     
  5. I see what you did there. Good show.
     
  6. I see you are probing around for a laugh!
     
  7. Seems to be the in-thing this morning.
     
  8. Thought I detected a note of jocularity!
     
  9. Let us just hope nobody decides to stamp-down on this outbreak of good-natured humour.
     
  10. Maybe they'll be wearing mine boots, which RE mine ds me I haven't seen them for a few days, maybe I'll have to search for them.
     
  11. StREtching it out a bit, aREn't we?
     
  12. Yeah but only for the REcord.
     
  13. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    I think you managed to pull thAT Off.
     
  14. Without anyone blowing a fuse................
     
  15. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    I'm going to TELLER that marriage is crap... she'll then just say I'm a BOOBY in a TRAP.... (feck me, that's a pathetic attempt at humour this morning)