Marriage Jokes

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by rumana, May 12, 2012.

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  1. rumana

    rumana Guest

    A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
     
  2. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    Left over Christmas cracker found down the back of the settee?
     
  3. cloudbuster

    cloudbuster Guest

    There nothing funny about marriage.
     
  4. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    Oh I don't know, mines a fucking joke.
     
  5. cloudbuster

    cloudbuster Guest

    I see what you did there. Good show.
     
  6. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    I see you are probing around for a laugh!
     
  7. cloudbuster

    cloudbuster Guest

    Seems to be the in-thing this morning.
     
  8. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    Thought I detected a note of jocularity!
     
  9. cloudbuster

    cloudbuster Guest

    Let us just hope nobody decides to stamp-down on this outbreak of good-natured humour.
     
  10. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    Maybe they'll be wearing mine boots, which RE mine ds me I haven't seen them for a few days, maybe I'll have to search for them.
     
  11. cloudbuster

    cloudbuster Guest

    StREtching it out a bit, aREn't we?
     
  12. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    Yeah but only for the REcord.
     
  13. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    I think you managed to pull thAT Off.
     
  14. cloudbuster

    cloudbuster Guest

    Without anyone blowing a fuse................
     
  15. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    I'm going to TELLER that marriage is crap... she'll then just say I'm a BOOBY in a TRAP.... (feck me, that's a pathetic attempt at humour this morning)