Try and keep there are pictures of me on here.
What she said.
To be fair she only asked for half the equity in the house.
Solicitor was a family friend and didn't charge me a penny and she knew he specialised in divorce, I also got shared custody of the kids and once they finished school both came to live with me as there were less rules at my gaff.
The local Eastern Europeans smash them off within days of them being put on so they've pretty much given up on the idea.
I may be enjoying two weeks on Exmoor, but a grammar Nazi never sleeps.