Marmite crisps

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by hedgehog64, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. They taste just like Smiths Bovril.But i'm an awkward cunt. :)
  2. People like you should be banned from the internet
  3. here here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! marmite is the peadophile of the food world
  4. Zen


    Marmite? I bet even the starving kids in Africa would run howling from that shit.
  5. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Marmite is fucking marks mate.

    Anybody who says otherwise is a steenking nonce.
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  6. May the lord rip your eyes out with bee stings for dissing the Marmite! Marmite is the nectar of the gods! And Marmite crisps....well!! If Carlsberg made crisps....
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  7. To all who diss the Marmite. You are banished from the internets for this massive fail! Not L33T U n00bz.

    All hail Marmite and its beefy goodness!
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  8. The only thing better than marmite is that guinness marmite stuff I had lying around the kitchen once. Godly stuff.
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  10. You're all a bunch of freaks!
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  12. HHH

    HHH LE

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  13. ˙spoƃ ǝɥʇ ɟo pooɟ s,ıuɹɐs ǝʇıɯɹɐɯ puɐ ǝsǝǝɥɔ

    ˙ploƃ pınbıl sı ǝʇıɯɹɐɯ
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  14. Ravers

    Ravers LE Book Reviewer Kit Reviewer

    A mate of mine once ate a whole jar of Marmite with a spoon and the next day he woke up ginger.

    Gen dit.
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  15. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Old Jewish term for absolutely corking as in ".....I 'ad a Cortina and it was fucking marks mate........".

    As used to great effect by the sadly missed Derek & Clive on occasion.