Marksman shoots chimpanzee dead

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by ViroBono, Dec 9, 2005.

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  1. At least the zookeeper is safe from questioning in any inquiry.
  2. What? I thought Bush had been assassinated....

    Please be careful with the titles of posts. So if anyone shoots an escaped "poisonous wide mouthed frog" then please report this news carefully. ;)
  3. Animal rights are demanding an investigation FFS !!!!! Knowing our govt,s track record they,ll probally fcukin get one.

    Regards LT.
  4. Does this mean the end of tea advertising as we know it?
  5. At least they didn't hang the monkey....
  6. i bet a shilling that Mr Blair will issue yet another appology.... go on tony.... say it.....
  7. Or elect it as their mayor! :D
  8. Yes well I suppose there are some benefits to not living in the North East, even if you are a monkey ;)
  9. He probably thought it was a suicide bomber. Or a Brazilian.
  10. or RMP.....
  11. :D :D :D :D

    If only other places had the balls to do that!

    "Sorry tony, your not welcome here any more!" :twisted:
  12. Hang them all. And clowns.
  13. Apparently the chimp had recently been rescued from an animal testing lab and broke out from Flamingo Land because he was dying for a smoke.
  14. If they'd been Americans...they'd either have saluted it or called in an airstrike..