Marks & Sparks gives a good bust up

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  1. Why do people applaud these bras? I only ever feel cheated when some flat chested slapper has managed to get me back to hers and I find out that she's not the big breasted whore I was hoping for :(
  2. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Least theres something on the market to give ya a bigger impression to start with, us women are cheated out of there not being something similar to boost men up! :D
  3. Imagine how cheated they feel when you drop your apple catchers!
  4. Excuse my ignorance but I take your a female who cares???

    Not a dig but general view :wink:
  5. ....well I have heard of a company that has a natty line in codpieces :twisted:
  6. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Natty being brightly coloured, or actually enhancing? ;o)
  7. It's called pelvic floor exercises you slack minged biatch ;)

    Failing that, take on ******* :)

    Leather :eek:
  9. How about White Goodman from the movie 'Dodgeball' with his inflatable crotch?
  10. "Codpiece with Spikes and Fur: $85"

  11. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Id have to put the pies down, stop eating and find someone man enough to have a go first though ;o)
  12. No you don't:

  13. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Typical bloke - has to take the easy way out and not do any hard work at all :p
  14. Maybe somebody should've told the titless skinny bint from the M&S adverts, then she might not have tried to top herself over her lack of chestage

    Skinny wench in titless suicide bid!

    ok, maybe it had fuck all to do with lack of breasticles but who cares :D