Marks & Sparks gives a good bust up

#2
Why do people applaud these bras? I only ever feel cheated when some flat chested slapper has managed to get me back to hers and I find out that she's not the big breasted whore I was hoping for :(
 

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#3
smudge67 said:
Why do people applaud these bras? I only ever feel cheated when some flat chested slapper has managed to get me back to hers and I find out that she's not the big breasted whore I was hoping for :(
Least theres something on the market to give ya a bigger impression to start with, us women are cheated out of there not being something similar to boost men up! :D
 
#4
Imagine how cheated they feel when you drop your apple catchers!
 
#5
Raven2008 said:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100512/tuk-m-s-bras-give-two-cup-size-boost-6323e80.html

:lol: :lol: :p
Excuse my ignorance but I take your a female who cares???

Not a dig but general view :wink:
 
#6
CountryGal said:
smudge67 said:
Why do people applaud these bras? I only ever feel cheated when some flat chested slapper has managed to get me back to hers and I find out that she's not the big breasted whore I was hoping for :(
Least theres something on the market to give ya a bigger impression to start with, us women are cheated out of there not being something similar to boost men up! :D
....well I have heard of a company that has a natty line in codpieces :twisted:

http://www.emporiumcustomleathers.com/cod.htm
 

CountryGal

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#7
shagnasty said:
CountryGal said:
smudge67 said:
Why do people applaud these bras? I only ever feel cheated when some flat chested slapper has managed to get me back to hers and I find out that she's not the big breasted whore I was hoping for :(
Least theres something on the market to give ya a bigger impression to start with, us women are cheated out of there not being something similar to boost men up! :D
....well I have heard of a company that has a natty line in codpieces :twisted:
Natty being brightly coloured, or actually enhancing? ;o)
 
#8
CountryGal said:
smudge67 said:
Why do people applaud these bras? I only ever feel cheated when some flat chested slapper has managed to get me back to hers and I find out that she's not the big breasted whore I was hoping for :(
Least theres something on the market to give ya a bigger impression to start with, us women are cheated out of there not being something similar to boost men up! :D
It's called pelvic floor exercises you slack minged biatch ;)

Failing that, take on ******* :)
 
#9
CountryGal said:
shagnasty said:
CountryGal said:
smudge67 said:
Why do people applaud these bras? I only ever feel cheated when some flat chested slapper has managed to get me back to hers and I find out that she's not the big breasted whore I was hoping for :(
Least theres something on the market to give ya a bigger impression to start with, us women are cheated out of there not being something similar to boost men up! :D
....well I have heard of a company that has a natty line in codpieces :twisted:
Natty being brightly coloured, or actually enhancing? ;o)
http://www.emporiumcustomleathers.com/cod.htm

Leather :eek:
 
#10
Mr_Deputy said:
When will they do pants like that? For many years I've wanted to walk into an office in tight trousers and do the 'hello girls' bit as they stare and dribble and ....well at least press the wrong number of copies button on a photocopier. I'll have to carry on making do with a bean-filled draught excluder down my inner leg for now.
How about White Goodman from the movie 'Dodgeball' with his inflatable crotch?
 
#11
shagnasty said:
CountryGal said:
shagnasty said:
CountryGal said:
smudge67 said:
Why do people applaud these bras? I only ever feel cheated when some flat chested slapper has managed to get me back to hers and I find out that she's not the big breasted whore I was hoping for :(
Least theres something on the market to give ya a bigger impression to start with, us women are cheated out of there not being something similar to boost men up! :D
....well I have heard of a company that has a natty line in codpieces :twisted:
Natty being brightly coloured, or actually enhancing? ;o)
http://www.emporiumcustomleathers.com/cod.htm

Leather :eek:
"Codpiece with Spikes and Fur: $85"

8O
 

CountryGal

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#12
smudge67 said:
CountryGal said:
smudge67 said:
Why do people applaud these bras? I only ever feel cheated when some flat chested slapper has managed to get me back to hers and I find out that she's not the big breasted whore I was hoping for :(
Least theres something on the market to give ya a bigger impression to start with, us women are cheated out of there not being something similar to boost men up! :D
It's called pelvic floor exercises you slack minged biatch ;)

Failing that, take on ******* :)
Id have to put the pies down, stop eating and find someone man enough to have a go first though ;o)
 
#13
CountryGal said:
smudge67 said:
CountryGal said:
smudge67 said:
Why do people applaud these bras? I only ever feel cheated when some flat chested slapper has managed to get me back to hers and I find out that she's not the big breasted whore I was hoping for :(
Least theres something on the market to give ya a bigger impression to start with, us women are cheated out of there not being something similar to boost men up! :D
It's called pelvic floor exercises you slack minged biatch ;)

Failing that, take on ******* :)
Id have to put the pies down, stop eating and find someone man enough to have a go first though ;o)
No you don't:

 

CountryGal

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#14
smudge67 said:
CountryGal said:
smudge67 said:
CountryGal said:
smudge67 said:
Why do people applaud these bras? I only ever feel cheated when some flat chested slapper has managed to get me back to hers and I find out that she's not the big breasted whore I was hoping for :(
Least theres something on the market to give ya a bigger impression to start with, us women are cheated out of there not being something similar to boost men up! :D
It's called pelvic floor exercises you slack minged biatch ;)

Failing that, take on ******* :)
Id have to put the pies down, stop eating and find someone man enough to have a go first though ;o)
No you don't:

Typical bloke - has to take the easy way out and not do any hard work at all :p
 
#15
Maybe somebody should've told the titless skinny bint from the M&S adverts, then she might not have tried to top herself over her lack of chestage

Skinny wench in titless suicide bid!







ok, maybe it had fuck all to do with lack of breasticles but who cares :D
 
#17
Why do they call it a Wonderbra? You take it off & wonder where her tits have gone...
 
#18
beemer007 said:
bigbird67 said:
Maybe somebody should've told the titless skinny bint from the M&S adverts, then she might not have tried to top herself over her lack of chestage

Skinny wench in titless suicide bid!







ok, maybe it had fuck all to do with lack of breasticles but who cares :D
You call that skinny & titless 8O
She should have said....I'd have tried to hardest to fcuk her to death.
 
#20
Never mind bras (although the GG sounds fascinating) I wish they'd stock some of those lace up blouses like some of the German barmaids in Bavaria wear, now that's a classy garment for enhancing the cleavage. Am I right or am I wrong? :p
 

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