Marines or Paras

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Pitswamper, Mar 24, 2013.

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  1. I'd say with your research and cognitive skills you should apply for the Intelligence Corps.
     
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  2. Don't like desks.
     
  3. I don't know why, you're about as intelligent as one.
     
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  4. If I was you I would just go to your local careers office and find out as much information on both from there. You can also ask to go on a Para insight course to see if its for you.
     
  5. I agree, it's definitely the Marines or Paras
     
  6. My wifes brother in law spent many years in the Marines. He tells me that if you are thick and queer enough to ask such a question, you most definitley belong with the Para things.
     
  7. Or he could get a job in the stores. As a shelf.

    (nicked from Red Dwarf - but it's a good un :))
     
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  8. And the boring sock puppet wanker strikes again. Not to worry, a MOD will be along shortly to bin this and ban you. Throbber
     
  9. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Indeedy.
     
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  10. dressing in women's clothing v rent boys you're choice
     
  11. Many a true word eh? ;-)
     
  12. And the middle aged, never served, Mick Guards groupie offers the square root of fuck all again