Marines banned from farting...

#2
Fuck 'em i say! You wont see the Afghans banning smoking weed whilst on duty or on patrol!
 
#3
I know there are many things in the Afghan culture that don’t seem normal to Americans and it’s hard to spend seven months working in someone else’s back yard.
Bloody hell! I never imagined "don't ask don't tell" would have been abandoned with such enthusiasm by USMC.
 

Command_doh

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#4
Does that mean the Afghan's won't be having 'lunchtime boy-bumsex sessions' down the local orchard/headmans gaff too? Surely it's only fair to compromise if you won't let the hired help take liberties themselves?
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
USMC probably fart Souza tunes.
Must be like last night of the proms waiting to go over the top.
 
#6
The last couple of years I have spent living with Afghans. This is rule is bollocks and clearly not researched by the Marines.
Whilst relaxing on the floor for dinner etc, the number of Burps and trouser trumpets issued by my hosts would deafen an artilleryman. In fact it appears to be somewhat expected (careful balance in not following through)
For anyone that has drunk large amounts of Shlambay (sp?) with the Afghans, one knows the affect this has on ones innards.
 
#7
Haha, too funny... Not sure why they think boff for fart came from the UK though, I have never heard of that one. Not sure why all of them think they are defending Afghans either....their propaganda machine certainly is doing overtime.
 
#8
I just love the replies on Battle Rattle, just about what anyone would expect of Marines or Squaddies anywhere. To say they don't give a shit is not quite right, more the opposite perhaps.
 
#9
Does that mean the Afghan's won't be having 'lunchtime boy-bumsex sessions' down the local orchard/headmans gaff too? Surely it's only fair to compromise if you won't let the hired help take liberties themselves?
One has to wonder what sort of punishment the dancing boys are given if they happen to let one rip while in the act?

I cant really imagine it getting much worse for them really,being rectally belabored by a group of sexually repressed,honking Afghan police is pretty much at the top of my 'bad things that can happen to you' list'.
 
#10
Farting is a disgusting habit.

What do you expect from an Yank, coming from a Mcdonald like Prostitute culture.
 
#13
Farting is a disgusting habit.

What do you expect from an Yank, coming from a Mcdonald like Prostitute culture.
The phrase "people in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones" does it mean anything to you?
 
#18
The phrase "people in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones" does it mean anything to you?
Even if he doesnt live in a glass house, can we throw stones at him?
 
#19
Many years ago, a young African prince was called home from his London playboy life-style and succeeded his late father as chief. In the kraal was a massive throne manufactured from the skulls of the enemies of thetribe, an ugly and antique piece.

The new king immediately redecorated the royal kraal in a minimalist London vibe. He ordered the throne to be removed but the prime minister/witch doctor warned him that to remove the throne would be bad juju. Indeed even to moce it might be dangerous.

The young king laughed this off but to be culturally sensistive he had the throne hoisted into the rafters of the kraal. That night as he lounged on his calf-hide sofa, whilst listening to his B&O stereo, the old throne fell from the rafters on to the king and killed him

The moral of this story? People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.


Well and may I say thank you very much for your comments in advance...
 
#20
How the fuck, if this is true, are they gonna police this Edict, I mean if a guy is done for blowing one on his mud whistle how is the evidence collected?, I,ve yet to hear of bottled farts, just carry on boys at least it might keep your local shirtliffters at bay as you tune up. Band....Band READY.
 

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