Marine goes for gold: hits the jackpot



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Timberlake has got more sense than I would have credited him with. Mind you I don't suppose they would mind if he turned up via the tradesman's entrance and did a bit of crooning.
Via the trademan's? It's the USMC ball, not the 3PARA mortars disco...
This just in: Marine Corps Recruiters report themselves swamped with new applicants...
Not to be outdone, the girls have got in on the act:

‪Go With Me Justin -- J.T. Called OUT‬‏ - YouTube

The best part is that if Tiberlake says no- or doesn't put out on the night- he might find himself in a spot of bother, because when she's not kicking the shit out of baby officers, she does this for fun:

‪Operation Octagon, October 30, 2010--Kelsey Desantis vs. Kristen DeBrucker‬‏ - YouTube
I kind of expected that was coming, though I rather thought that perhaps one of Sgt. Moore's female colleagues from his unit might ask Moore for a hookup with JT, since Mila didn't seem enthused about going alone.

She doesn't have much to fear, I'm sure that the 1st Sgt, the CO, and the PAO already have, or are going to, council Sgt Moore that if Miss Kunis does not depart the Ball unharmed and with a smile on her face, his nuts will be chopped off and served to the Commandant himself in a fine curry sauce.
What if she leaves with a bit of a funny walk and is reluctant to sit down for a few days? ;)
What if she leaves with a bit of a funny walk and is reluctant to sit down for a few days? ;)
I could make the obvious jokes about "The highest traditions of the Marine Corps and the United States Naval Service," but inasmuch as this is a PR stunt for Mila, it's more so for the Corps. Madison Avenue could never come up with a recruiting commercial more potent than the video imagery of some random Marine escorting Mila Kunis to the Ball. They want this to go off hitchless, and the chain of command will assiduously protect her virtue.

Of course, it's a free country, and she's of the legal age of consent. He *could* charm the pants off of her, but I give him less than 50/50 odds.

Edit to add: if Mila's PR people have the faintest clue, they've not only contacted him directly, they've also contacted his chain of command to find out if he's alright or if he's a sh!tbird (not saying he is, but if they're smart they'd confirm it). And I'll bet a paycheck that the CMC was already making those inquiries to his command within 24 hours of this hitting the air.


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