Marianne has problems with her puppy !!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Joshua Slocum, Mar 12, 2013.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. well it seems this bint tried to go into Harvey Nicks store in London, ( posh shop for OK YAAHS and Ruperts)
    they did not want her and her mutt entering so she commited a cardinal sin and touched, yes touched a security guard on the schnoze
    so they fucked her off and she ended up down the cells
    meself I would not have a problem with her dog, but her face would turn milk sour
    oh she wants to sue them now for a few million quid
    what does the Arse community think ?

    12-03-2013 16;27;48.JPG
  2. Shame her first name isn't Dorothy. Oh the shop-name-based-laughs we'd have. Well, I'd have.
  3. My thoughts exactly; the pooch can come in but that dog has to stay outside!!

    Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)
    • Like Like x 1
  4. Dunno who she is, but I do wonder what medical costs she had to treat her "injuries", when she probably went down the A&E...pity they didn't treat her face.
  5. Looks like she was head-butted in the fight with the security guard? :?
  6. She looks mental and I dont mean in a good way but bunny boiler. Dig in lads if you want to bone that, I value both my nuts and sanity.
  7. WTF would you name a dog Dorothy?
  8. Too true, too true...
  9. She looks like she's spent the last 20 years sniffing glue
  10. Because it sounds better than Toto.
    • Like Like x 1
  11. I bet she collects her pubic hairs and keeps them in little boxes !!
  12. I wonder how many arrsers will get that?
  13. Which one's barking?

  14. "SOOOOOMWHEEEERE, over the RainBOOOOOOW......"
  15. Stutter?