MARIA THE MAID GETS A PAY RAISE.

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The Madam was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'

Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'

Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'The Master said so.'

Madam: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?'

Maria: 'The Master did.'

Madam: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'

Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?'

Maria: 'No Madam, the gardener did.'

..... Maria got her raise
 
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