Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by RCT(V), Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The Madam was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'

    Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'

    Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

    Maria: 'The Master said so.'

    Madam: 'Oh.'

    Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

    Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?'

    Maria: 'The Master did.'

    Madam: 'Oh.'

    Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'

    Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?'

    Maria: 'No Madam, the gardener did.'

    ..... Maria got her raise