March out 10 Downing Street

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  1. When old "One Eye" left, did he get a proper march out? Was Sarah on her knees giving the oven the once over? Did Gordon get the tooth paste out to fill the picture hook holes? And of more interest, what interesting titbits did they leave behind, any porn, bondage kit, dodgy sites on the computer? Your ideas please.
  3. msr

    msr LE

  4. And still in the cellophane
  5. This mght have helped too, I reckon this one was well-thumbed

  6. I bet they couldn't get the stain out of the carpet, I couldn't.

    In my first quarter I also couldn't explain how I had the audacity to lose two teaspoons
  7. There are more than 100 Rooms behind the Armoured Door of No 10 it must have taken the pair of them a fair few hours with the hoover removing 13 years of Labour dust from the ShagPiles 8O
  8. I wonder if he left a fish behind the study drawer or curled one off on the boiler flue.
  9. He only slid into No 10 from No 11 : so he probably still has that on flick too !!
  10. Unread? I thought he wrote it.
  11. His salary!
    His Jag!
    His Body Guards!
    His international status!

    etc etc
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    He was living in No 10 whilst Blair was in charge. The Accom in No 11 is larger so Tony appropriated it for his massive brood. I don't think that he ever lived in No 11, apart from using the office space.
  13. I bet they didn't have a fascist ASA attempting to bill them for a carpet destroyed by natural flooding. Or billing them for four hours cleaning for a one inch ball of fluff under the radiator. Or even walking over to a chest of drawers (mirror type), that was unused throughout the occupation, and pulling off a piece of the trim as if he already knew.

  14. His what?
  15. I wonder if they have had to burn the Matresses that Broon swamped and his adult sized Pampers nappies ?