Maradona tells Cuba hell lead anti-Bush march

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by PartTimePongo, Oct 28, 2005.

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    What is it with has-been footballers?
  2. Maybe its the 'hand of god' guiding Maradona!
  3. It's a good thing Maradona is doing his bit to help Cuba and the Cubans. Otherwise, the evil imperialist yankee dogs would keep grinding them down with vicious acts like this.
  4. in_the_cheapseats

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  5. MARCH? That guy's so fat he can barely WALK!


    "And so, unwittingly, Diego had become more of an American than he could have ever imagined..."
  6. He's had a stomach staple put in, he's actually lost a shit load of weight
  7. And here's the proof:


    The man's still a tit though: And it goes on...

    So many captions could fit that picture......
  8. Wow....oh my...jeez...I'm going to have to start a charity to provide free tummy staples to every living American. I mean, yikes, holy crap, look at the results (and I don't mean the 1986 ones)!
    I have finally found my calling, a cause worth fighting for. I will find ways for Americans to enjoy this wonderful procedure. How about one of those loyalty stamp cards like did at Subway - except at McD's? Buy 10,000 cheeseburgers and get a free stomach stapling.
    The answer to the obesity epidemic, it is here!!!!