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Manure dumped on Jeremy Clarksons Lawn



Fcuking tree-hugging vermin

I wish someone would come and dump some on my lawn- i could put it in my rose beds.

I'm sure he was very greatful.

Silly little girls- gey back in your box.


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How did they get there did they walk with all those bags of manure?

I imagine Clarkson wil use some sort of digger or tractor to clear it up and redistribute it

Problem wirth tree huggers is they don't think

You all turn up for a stupid demo and van loads of police turn up
So more damnage to t'ozone gets done than what would have happened normally
The group's spokeswoman, Tamsin Omond, 24, said: "I love Jeremy, I love fast cars, I love progress, but I've learnt some things and those things terrify me.

"I learnt that climate change will make my future unrecognisable. I know I'll not have the same choices that Jeremy has now.
Its a shame Tasmin didnt learn that global warming,and cooling,are part of the planets natural cycle and there is feck all that can be done about it.

Douglas Carswell MP has this take on it.
Bugsy said:
Oh dear. It's all a bit pathetic, isn't it?


They could have been dumping slurry all over a smug but mostly harmless TV blowhard like JC, or better yet Sith lord Mandelson, instead they fertilized the big frizz headed tosser's no doubt obsessively barbered lawn. Oh dear there may be some grass burn!!!

I do despair of the English. These folk probably have a fist full of A-levels, Media Studies degrees or MBA's and the collateral damages of debt and being totally unemployable. A minority may even be socially functional people able to say despite their misdirected education run a Kebab trolley at a profit. They really need to spend more time in proximity to genuinely radical folk like French farmers before they get the hang of this protesting lark.
Are there still people out there that believe in the myth of global warming? I thought the nut cases had found a new cause...the danger of air bag restraint systems, or shopping trollies being dangerous...or some such cause.
redleg6 said:
Are there still people out there that believe in the myth of global warming? I thought the nut cases had found a new cause...the danger of air bag restraint systems, or shopping trollies being dangerous...or some such cause.
Wether or not somone belives in it is immaterial when you consider that it can be used as an excuse to foster futher taxation and state meddling onto the proles.

And if you dont like it then you are obviously the kind of monster that enjoys watching polar bear cubs drown. :roll:
Why suffragettes?! I mean, really? Why?! Fockin' 'ell, they did less for women's rights than the apple tree outside in my garden did. SuffraGISTS quietly and peacefully protested, and they gained support in the 1900's, and it looked like, given a few more years, the vote would have been granted to them. Enter the suffraGETTES, who used violence and shock tactics like chaining themselves to railings, getting run over by the king's horse at the derby, and planting bombs outside Lloyd-George's residence. When ever votes for women came up in Parliament after those stupid lunatics appeared, it was defeated by increasing majorities. Thank god for the first world war, as without it, those daft buggers and the case for women's suffrage would have got no where!

As for Clarkson, no doubt he'll use it on his garden and thank them for their donation in his collumn in the sunday times

You must be a stooge to even think a polar bear can drown...polar bears can swim up to 150 kilometers. You have been watching too much telly propaganda...

On second thought, are you winding me up?
I suppose they did it in order to get publicity.

A whole page of comments so far, so they're getting the job done on a site lurked by idle journos.

Having said that, I've just added to it. Damn, damn, damn.


Chuffed to f*ck. The man is a fat b*stard stuck up his own arrse, who actually believes his own hype.

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