Mans Best Friend?

#1
"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12
months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing
motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called
Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West
Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they
thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer
they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours
and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to
him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by
what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was
arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if
the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog
pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol
problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which
outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his
drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at
the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who
voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.
Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely
disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."

From the Yorkshire Post
 
#3
8O :) :D :lol: :lol:
 
#4
jimmys_best_mate said:
"... Staffordshire bull terrier, called
Badger, ....

Would it have been more acceptable if the Staffy had been called Beaver? :twisted:
 
#5
Would have thought Roger would be a better name.

I just wish to state that as a Yorkshireman with two staffordshire bull terriers I have nothing to hide.
 

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#6
mushroom said:
Would have thought Roger would be a better name.

I just wish to state that as a Yorkshireman with two staffordshire bull terriers I have nothing to hide.
So, are you trying to tell us that you perform in public as well? :oops: :lol:
 
#7
Did the dog use KY ? Was there any foreplay involved ? Did the dog smoke a cigarette afterwards and fart ? How did the dog get the man's trousers down ? Was any oral involved before-hand ? Does the man have a particularly attractive rear that dogs relish ? Is (was) the man married ? Did the dog attend obedience training classes ? Was the dog a sniffer ?

This story is incomplete and left too many unanswered questions.
 
#11
Oracle said:
Went out, got drunk, had sex with a dog. Now where have I heard that before?
From you mums bedtime stories?

I prefer i nice thick set Great Dane or a Spaniel.... you can grip their ears as they buck :D
 

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