Discussion in 'Officers' started by Watcher, Dec 3, 2009.

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  1. We are putting together a 'Man Skills' activity for some Scouts and one of the things I would like to include is guidance on good manners. I have my own thoughts but I recall a guide when I was a YO. All I can remember at the time was that it urged you not to monopolise the prettiest girl in the room! Has anyone a soft copy of something along these lines?


  2. as a scout you should be trying to finger the fittest girl in the room, while trying to apply a love bite.

    Not sure what this monopoly thing is, some sort of kinky deviant adult activity

    Its good manners to allow fellow scouts to "Sniff the wiff" once fingering is complete

    eta. cancel my last if you are the scout master
  3. I was thrown out of the scouts for eating a brownie.