Manlove bumfun

#1
Seeing as noone of the female persuasion wants my toned body I am throwing myself at the mercy of all you bum bandits out there. Dont want any primetime Alabama Blacksnake (not just yet anyway).

My hoop cherry is up for grabs so dont hold back you marmite miners. Want somewhere to park your sword? Bring it on. :lol: :lol:
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
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#5
Wordworths said:
Surely it has'nt come to this????
How do you know did you turn him down?

I can hear Jarrod trying to start the MK now to get to you :D
 
#6
Do Not repeat DO NOT hijack this thread with any of your smutty puerile innuendo. This a last chance gasp for happiness. I have done some research into this and have decided that seeing as none of the tarts who frequent this site want me oin my svelte shape (fcuking lesbian dykes) then the effeminate male mey be a viable option (on advice from MDN). He assure me that manlove bumfun doesnt hurt after the first few fists, sorry goes.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
Well, beats ******* myself I 'spose . . .
 
#8
Will you wear a tartan mini skirt and boots.....they are my favourites (threads as well!)
 
#9
When you say ' up for grabs'. does this mean a commercial proposition or is pure lust your motivation?
 
#11
JWRRC318 said:
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
I have done some research into this and have decided that seeing as none of the tarts who frequent this site want me oin my svelte shape (fcuking lesbian dykes)

i wouldn't mind :p and im not a rugmunching dyke either.. in fact i have a 28" waist and 36E boobies :p
And the pictures to prove it?
 
#12
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
Do Not repeat DO NOT hijack this thread with any of your smutty puerile innuendo. This a last chance gasp for happiness. I have done some research into this and have decided that seeing as none of the tarts who frequent this site want me oin my svelte shape (fcuking lesbian dykes) then the effeminate male mey be a viable option (on advice from MDN). He assure me that manlove bumfun doesnt hurt after the first few fists, sorry goes.
I wouldnt say this is your last chance ive got a 4 year old staffie that would ride the crack on a wall. ill lend you that for a week.

you might have to wrap your wanking sock around his paws to stop his claws splitting your rectum though.
 
#13
msr said:
JWRRC318 said:
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
I have done some research into this and have decided that seeing as none of the tarts who frequent this site want me oin my svelte shape (fcuking lesbian dykes)

i wouldn't mind :p and im not a rugmunching dyke either.. in fact i have a 28" waist and 36E boobies :p
And the pictures to prove it?
Sounds entirely edible - as msr requested - pictures please? We have to get Fablon turned back to the true way - away from Jarrod! :lol:
 
#14
AAGF said:
msr said:
JWRRC318 said:
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
I have done some research into this and have decided that seeing as none of the tarts who frequent this site want me oin my svelte shape (fcuking lesbian dykes)

i wouldn't mind :p and im not a rugmunching dyke either.. in fact i have a 28" waist and 36E boobies :p
And the pictures to prove it?
Sounds entirely edible - as msr requested - pictures please? We have to get Fablon turned back to the true way - away from Jarrod! :lol:
okay, but im not wearing a tartan mini skirt and boots like trelawny suggested, even though i think he was referring to fablon :p
 
#15
jarrod248 said:
AAGF said:
msr said:
JWRRC318 said:
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
I have done some research into this and have decided that seeing as none of the tarts who frequent this site want me oin my svelte shape (fcuking lesbian dykes)

i wouldn't mind :p and im not a rugmunching dyke either.. in fact i have a 28" waist and 36E boobies :p
And the pictures to prove it?
Sounds entirely edible - as msr requested - pictures please? We have to get Fablon turned back to the true way - away from Jarrod! :lol:
She'll be lying and will be the size of Ethiopia. I do promise to cherish and love him slowly with very deep affection.
8O you're just jealous!! Because I'm trying to steal fablon off you :p
I'll win though.. just you wait!!
 
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